photo shopped

Drawing from the popular "PhotoShop" graphic manipulation software, photo shopped refers to a personal style of hiding your flaws and enhancing your assets to make a better-than-life impression.

Conversation between two female baristas in a coffeehouse: "Did she photo shopped herself out?"

by Michael G. Terpstra, Ph.D. August 22, 2006

Tweaker Shopping

Also known as dumpster looting and stealing other peoples' recyclables. Could also mean shoplifting. Sometimes it occurs at 3AM in 24-hour stores like Wal*Mart and the whole place is crawling with tweakers.

1. My friends went tweaker shopping and scored me a new bra ot of the neighbor's dumpster. It fit too.
2. I needed to get diapers in the middle of the night and could have done some tweaker shopping.
3. That spun-out freak got arrested for tweaker shopping and now there's a picture up of her in the store.
4. Dude found every last piece of my jigsaw puzzle. It was like he was tweaker shopping.

by MadamexXx February 13, 2009

sloppy seconds

To engage in sexual intercouse where ejaculation has previously ocurred in the orifice by another male within a short time frame. The sperm and semem is then used as a natural lubrication by the second male. Although the term may be used to describe both vaginal and anal intercourse with a male or female, it is traditionally used to describe vaginal intercourse.

I'm tired of always getting dad's sloppy seconds with my sister

by King of Porn October 25, 2003

shopping

Females:

A lifestyle, a pastime. No. A downright obsession. Whether it's shoes, clothes, body lotions or for a new boyfriend, women can never get enough shopping.

Males:
An occasional trip to the supermarket for something along the lines of booze, chips and possibly some soda.

Female:
OMG. I can't wait to go shopping tonight!

Male:
I have to go shopping with the wifey and pick up some Buds for the game tonight.

by quincyq03 March 11, 2010

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."

At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.

by City of Dope February 1, 2007

Shopping Cart

A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.

The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.

by loveinthesunlight February 7, 2015

sloppy-ass

a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.

See that woman over there? She'd be strappin' except for her sloppy-ass.

by Shollyman January 19, 2008