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Slow-mo Racing

When two cars traveling in the same direction but on different side by side lanes, while maintaining equal speed, none of the drivers attempt to pass the other as if to be racing in slow motion.
"I'm running late for work and these two morons are slow-mo racing in front of me and I have no way to pass!"
by babidoll69 November 27, 2012
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Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.
That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.
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lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.
Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.
by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016
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slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.
girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king
by willyplayswithwilly November 22, 2021
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Bitch ass slow

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.
While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"
by teamcallis July 31, 2022
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fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.
I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.
by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014
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super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour
by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022
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