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Sea Sloth

Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.
by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008
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Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.
You're such a ventripotent sloth.
by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010
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sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
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Rattle Sloth

When a male or female grabs a mans dick and shakes it like a rattle...then jizz comes out. and the male or female licks it.
Wow dude that guy just asked me to rattle sloth him...

THAT RATTLE SLOTH PARTY WAS AMAZING! I GOT CHICKS RIDING ON MY DICK ALL NIGHT!
by karensynder October 19, 2011
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Arabian Sloth

An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.

Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
Girl: Oh my gosh! He is so cute!

Friend: Oh hell no. That boy is an Arabian Sloth.

Girl: ...
by robertpattinsonsderpface November 21, 2011
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Beer Sloth

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.

2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight

2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"

Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
by sullvinio December 11, 2013
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
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