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Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.
"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"
by tuna skeet February 9, 2009
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skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.
I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.
by jeast123 January 14, 2020
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Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole
James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"
by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021
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Skeet Ulrich

The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.
Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?
by cherikshipper101 April 6, 2023
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ya skeet

a hybrid of the Paul Brothers and Lil John for all those hardcore fourteen year olds making straight plays
ya skeet that was totally lit bros lets hit it again
by bforbitches January 22, 2018
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skeet room

The designated room at a party where you go and fuck a girl you decided to hook up with during said party.
Dude, Jerry fucked Jessica in the skeet room yesterday.
by Ryemaster Bob June 15, 2018
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