yayeet that skeet

implies to yayeet your skeet and n o it doesn’t mean blow your skeet it means just throw your shit at some nine year old friccers man 😤😤😤

it’s yeet or be yeeted in this world son, you better yayeet that skeet

by ala~the~baepsae November 03, 2018

Skeet Rocket

When a guy busts a load into a girls mouth or nose and she then projectiles it out of her nose as a snot-rocket

My buddy Drew totally busted in this girls nose the other night but she showed him with the skeet rocket she left on his chest after.

by Dj Sneed April 12, 2011

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.

Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.

by Brendenks February 10, 2014

Yeet the Skeet

The act of masturbation

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”

by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.

I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.

by jeast123 January 14, 2020

Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole

James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"

by TheRealSkeetPooper January 04, 2021

Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness January 01, 2014