tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

by tuna skeet February 9, 2009

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.

I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.

by jeast123 January 14, 2020

Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013

Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole

James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"

by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021

yayeet that skeet

implies to yayeet your skeet and n o it doesn’t mean blow your skeet it means just throw your shit at some nine year old friccers man 😤😤😤

it’s yeet or be yeeted in this world son, you better yayeet that skeet

by ala~the~baepsae November 3, 2018

Skeet Ulrich

The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.

Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?

by cherikshipper101 April 6, 2023