Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

Shrek

An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.

Welcome to the church of Shrek the ogre

by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022

Shrek

The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

by Xsockx April 7, 2020

Shrek

The most beautiful being known to man. He is a hot-ass Ogre

I have a crush on Shrek the beautiful Ogre

by LordPugmobile September 23, 2020

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

Shrek

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.

God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.

by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019