shortext

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.

Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021

mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017

Throw short people day pt. 2

On oct 23.

Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st

-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.

by unlimited_2 October 20, 2021

Subway Short

A literal rizz god

"Uh Oh better hide yo shorty subway short just pulled up

by Tism tim April 12, 2023

National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

International Throw Short People Season

For the season of Fall, you’re permitted to throw anyone under 5’10 with no repercussions!!!

Dude it’s International Throw Short People Season, did you forget? Get throwing!

by Sheepa Uno September 30, 2023

short yellow bus

The bus the "special" kids take to school. Good to use as a comeback

"Shut up! you ride on the short yellow bus"

"how did you get to school today? Did you ride the short yellow bus because you look like you belong there"

by Paulina V. November 6, 2006