Ship-wrecking

Using logical and/or lore accurate arguments to ruin the hypothetical romantic relationships that fans of a series create.

1: They are siblings, what f-ed up romances do you enjoy in life? Do I need to call a therapist for you?
2: Stop ship-wrecking TanjUko for me! They're so cute and love each other so much; it's normal and natural they'd go farther!

by Studely May 21, 2025

i ship you

a relation ship of a girl/boy's sexrull relationship

I Ship You So Much.

by Cursing November 21, 2017

Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025

poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals

Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.

by I eat tiny orphan children March 8, 2022

Ship

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!

Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 7, 2021

ship

when somebody says “i ship!!” it basically just means that they think you and the person you are in the “talking stage” with or the person that you have a crush on would look good together and should have a future together.

Jen: Oh my gosh! I ship you and Ryan!
Carrie: Thank you!
Jen: No Problem.

by iambasicallysayingimcooler May 1, 2021

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024