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Septembeard

This is an event within the month of September in which on the first day, a man will shave his face in its entirety and the refrain from shaving until the first day of the following month. Giving his beard a full 31 days to flourish.

Many who participate in this event will do so in a group of people and compare their beards on the 31st of the month and determine who is the Septembeard Champion.

*Note* - Girlfriends, Wives, Fiances & Mothers, more often than not, are against the Septembeard festivities and will often complain.
Bill - "Did you see Dave's beard? He looks like Tom Hanks in Cast Away."

Dan - "I think they are going to name him the Septembeard Champion."

Jessica - "You all need to shave, you look like a congregation of homeless men, it's gross."
by Syn55 November 1, 2009
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september 14th

-Prepare you're ass
-Why? you know i dont like it
-It's september 14th
-ohh shit, you're rigth, lets do this
by Rudolph A April 26, 2019
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September 20

International talk like a human day.
In this day, everyone needs to pretend they're aliens who try to disguise as humans.

This day is also mainly purposed to try to catch aliens. I mean, it's pretty hard to act as someone acting like you acting like them.
Alex: "Hello, where is da pizza?"
Bob: "Yes, i am a human, did you watch last night's game of thrones?"

Carl: "Hi alex, hi bob, why are you talking so wierd?"
Alex: "What are you talking about, carl? I am a perfectly normal human who talks perfectly normal humaninan"

Bob: "yes we are talking well today is september 20 talk like a human day why won't we speak humanian?"
Carl: *leaves*
by OzHaMagniv April 5, 2020
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September 10

National garlic bread day! A day to eat garlic bread! All hail the garlic bread!
Holy shit you guys! Itโ€™s September 10 that means itโ€™s national garlic bread day!!! Happy birthday Kiriana!
by Fartass1400 April 18, 2020
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September 26

Nationaly fuck your bestfriend day
Hey ๐Ÿ˜ฉ its September 26โ€ฆ.. look it up baba grill๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€
by raethebae September 25, 2021
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september 13

A day where people get together and go out for dinner. An enjoyable day. A good day for a birthday, or sex.
Hey honey today is September 13th let's go out to dinner for Alyssa's birthday. Possibly a sex session afterward?
by Al6ssa June 8, 2017
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September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
by Mama Janna October 26, 2008
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