Silly Bandz

The most successful frequency in middle schools all throughout North America.

AKA: Colorful rubber bands, made into shapes that make your wrist itch. People have them for the sake of trading them for something better, like a pencil.

In a nutshell: No one really wants them for "Them"
Just like no one would want money if it couldn't buy them things, no one would want Silly Bandz if you couldn't trade them for random shit.

Dumbass: Can I have some gum??

Dipshit: ...uhhh ಠ_ಠ

Dumbass: Please?? I'll give you a silleh band!!

Dipshit: Silly bandz are retarded

by EspioEspio November 29, 2010

Fuck me Silly

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

by Kalkle October 19, 2016

silly season

A term, widely used in the NASCAR community to describe the rumor(s) on which driver may or may not be leaving his current team for another team and the end of his contract. This normally takes place around the 1/2 way point of the season.

"Hey, Scooter... did you hear that Dale Jarrett might be leaving RYR to drive for Michael Waltrip? And he'll drive a Toyota??"

"Yep... Silly Season is starting early this year."

by Thew May 18, 2006

Silly Willy

Silly Willy

The process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.

Jack totally gave Jane a Silly Willy last night.

by jones3jd January 4, 2010

Silly goose

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.

Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u

by silly soose November 16, 2018

Silly goose

Fucking idiot or stupid

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose

by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017

silly putty

A euphemism for merconium. Immediately after a baby is born, the first few shits he makes is full of merconium which is nearly like messy, nasty, sticky, gooey tar. Thus, "silly putty".

When Frank opened the diaper, silly putty leaked out on his shirt. Yuck!

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005