Sebastian

A very, very, very sexy man

I want Sebastian to censored

by carrot._.yuh January 14, 2022

Sebastian

If you ever meet a Sebastian, you'll find that he is a generally sensitive and caring person. In the kitchen, he turns into a badass besides when he is baking and will yell at you if you don't add the lamb sauce onto roast beef.

If he is your boyfriend you'll see him as a sadistic soft top probably. Quite the contrasting combination- but he will make sure you feel loved. He can be possessive and a bit too rough in bed.(Though that doesn't remove the pleasure<3)
Sebastians are fragile on the inside, so make sure to take good care of them!

A- "Sebastian's such a sweetheart."
J- "Yeah, he's definitely my type."
A- "...He's my boyfriend."
J- "Oh Uh OopS-"

by I Can't Eat Lactose January 22, 2022

Sebastian

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.

Sebastian sucks at soccer

by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

Sebastian

An amazing human being with the kindness of 10 organ donors, his chivalry is unmatched, the poor guy peaked in middle school and was unable to complete his lifelong achievement of dunking. May his 6’1 height forever rest in piece.

Sebastian is a Parallel universe believing, marvel loving, big Austrian daddy of a person

by MyGuyMarshall December 14, 2021

sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Sebastian

Likes big beautiful men. Rods out and sucks the tip of their rods.

Sebastian loves beautiful black rods

by anonymous December 24, 2021