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Christmas Season

Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.
person 1: “Dude it’s Christmas Season!!!
person 2: “Finally!!”
by Dr. Taile November 11, 2019
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cuddling season

when a pair of two reach a point in there life when they just wanna cuddle for a minute

takes place on February
It’s that time of year again cuddling season.
by ukilledkenny October 19, 2019
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chalk season

When one is presented a grand opportunity to steal something. Many times will be said as an exclamation at the opportunity.
*Sees that friend left their gold watch behind*
"Chalk season!"
*Takes watch*
by RiceNigga June 20, 2017
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Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.
Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"
by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010
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Bulking Season

Usually used to describe the act of intentionally gaining excessive weight in order to cultivate muscle mass later during weight training

In an office enviroment, it is used to describe an abnormally extreme amount of trash employees are generated daily, an unusual volume of food being consumed and discarded that is so extreme every delivery driver in town is showing up once or twice daily; the opposite of an office Weight Loss Challenge
Manager: This year H.R. is implementing Bulking Season rather than trying to push another Weight Loss Challenge on us. Feel free to bring your own personal full-size fridge, a box of trash bags, and a can of air freshener. Go Big Or Go Home, people!

Employee: No way we can beat those women in H.R. I heard they're so large that they can't see their own office chair without a mirror.

Manager: No comment
by slipandslur October 30, 2019
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seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.
that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.
by Z.Schram April 15, 2011
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Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.
I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.
by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017
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