Screw Face

When dubstep is so dirty and heavy it makes you screw your face to show your sheer appreciation of the track

Me: Ahhh man Funtcase make me screw face so hard

by BadmanClowes February 1, 2013

Screwdation

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness

Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.

by trench1b December 31, 2007

Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.

Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.

by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009

schowald

beautiful forest

Those trees are in a schowald.

by sboofy November 19, 2009

Screw dog

A name given to correctional officers by crims.
screw do-o-g

"Muster time ,Return to your own landings" Officer

"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.

by Unna bro May 12, 2011

Screwdar

The radar or "sixth sense" someone gets when they sense that two people have recently hooked up. Often times this is due to the people being overly friendly with each other, overly infatuated, or simply just awkward with one another.

This is very common with coworkers, or 2 people of the same group of friends.

Coworker 1: Man, did you see Jennifer and James at the department meeting yesterday? They were totally awkward with each other. They both kept on laughing nervously and shifting their weight any time one of them said something, and James was sweating balls! They used to be really comfortable with one another. I bet they are hooking up.

Coworker2: Yea, my screwdar was going off too! I bet they hooked up after everyone left the company party last Friday. They seemed pretty plastered.

by Cat85 February 3, 2012

Screwdom

The place you approach in your head just prior to realizing you are totally fucked.

Hey Dutch, looks like we are in screwdom so ditch the jazz, the cops are right on us.

by Riverabung July 15, 2014