Body Scrotum

The loose skin leftover when a tubby person has weight loss surgery.

Yo pal you may want to consider body scrotum surgery so you don’t trip over all that excess skin.

by Koknballz January 9, 2019

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020

Cherokee scrotum blanket

An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.

Ayo that gay boy rome gave me the Cherokee scrotum blanket last night.

by J money nigga January 31, 2021

Sagging scrotum

1. A insult to old people because they look wrinkly like a raisin.

2. Your own testicles

John : that old man looks like a sagging scrotum.

Henry : gaw, my testicles are saggy today.

by SuperWarioGuy64 February 3, 2021

chodeless scrotum

The term chodeless scrotum is often taken as an insult but it is infact a complement.

That chodeless scrotum James keeps trying to cluck me his grandfather’s power tools.

by Po0k666818 March 7, 2022

Suck Scrotum September

1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.

"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

Runaway SCOTUS

A Supreme Court of the United States that has abandoned any and all tethering to the rule of law. As opposed to an "activist court", a pejorative term coined by the Republican Party to describe Supreme Court justices who interpret law based on precedent, law and the Constitution as opposed to say...the Bible, a runaway SCOTUS features unelected justices tossing overboard whatever mumblings they uttered about "Stare Decisis" (“to stand by things decided) during confirmation, and just makes shit up as they go.

• 50 year precedent of Roe vs. Wade? "Meh...we know best what women want."

• ATF (firearm experts) determined bump stocks turn semi-automatic rifles into machine guns? "Well I'm Samuel Alito and that makes my wife sad, so no."

• 250 year precedent of "No man is above the law"? "We think Trump might win, so let's make him King."

• People with degrees in meteorology should oversee the National Weather Service? "We can look outside, too."

• Is "Insurrection" bad? Well...we have two insurrection-adjacent wives, so that's awkward. "Let's make it not bad."

• ProPublica keeps writing about Alito and Thomas taking bribes like it's a bad thing. "Let's just legalize it."

We have a runaway SCOTUS that is ignoring historical precedent, citing witch trials as case law and legalizing bribing the judiciary.

by Jack_Dawson July 1, 2024