talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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Sandi

1. A lying shitty lazy hoe that says they have finished watching Voltron when they have not, causing you to end your friendship with them.

2. An unstable human being that gets SHOOK easily.

3.Bad life partner

4. bad at listening always bites her finger
Sandi: I actually haven't finished the episode, I got too lazy

You: friendship ended.

You: *slaps the roof of Sandi* This lying shitty lazy hoe can fit so many SHOOK's inside them
by SHOOKSPEARED August 12, 2018
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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Sandis

the prettiest boy to exist he's perfect and there's nobody out there that could compare to him
his name already speaks for itself so he's already unique in every way possible he has the loveliest set of brown eyes and every time i look into them i get lost his hair is so brown and cute i just wanna run my fingers through it his voice is my favorite sound and i love listening to him talk i love the way he smells and i love hearing his heartbeat he treats me so right and he really makes me the happiest girl alive there's nothing else i could ever want more than him and his love i love his touch and the warmth he gives me i feel peace most when im with him he never fails to make me smile and laugh he's my happiness and i love him with everything i have he's perfect to me and i want to spend all my days with him i wish he'd know just how much i love him because i want to be with him forever and never have to leave his side

im gonna marry him one day

i love you sandis <3
"who's sandis?"

"the love of my life"
by dementedcat October 2, 2022
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Sandy

Sandy always talks ab her bf and always be missing him daily.
I want him to have my KIDS at this point of VIEW SANDY AND BRIAN MAKE A CUTE COUPLE
by main November 20, 2023
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