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sober as a stone

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
by stoneluver January 19, 2021
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stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.
Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.
by Weld4cash October 7, 2018
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Cunt Stone

A child.

Something painful that a woman passes through her hoo ha.
Sure, I'd like to go out on Friday night... Unfortunately, it's my weekend to watch the cunt stones.
by turtle the foul May 1, 2020
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Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.
You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.
by ochrann January 10, 2020
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Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)
"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone
by Kony Island October 12, 2017
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pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc
Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao
by Burnzify September 30, 2016
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Time Stones

When there isn’t a time limit and whatever will be will be
An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together

“There are no time stones...”
by Brandp January 27, 2019
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