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Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.
by Flhu May 9, 2018
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SINGLE

That moment when you feel alone because you see that all of your friends are 10 times hotter than you. Then you see that each one of them has had a boyfriend/girlfriend and then you cry inside because you realize your going to be single forever because you look like a sewer rat.
by Binkybabydsddy October 28, 2019
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doing single

"Doing single" is a term most people with social media know. It means that you can post a picture saying, "I'm single, date me" on like snapchat or something, or if someone asks you if you are single, you can say yes. If you are currently talking to someone, but you aren't cuffed, the person you're talking to might get angry if you're still doing single.
Joe: damn sexy , you single?
Stephanie: yupp
(Stephanie is doing single.)
by Jillumantii June 13, 2017
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A single sycophant

If I have one of these that would be a very bad idea fuck-face don't threaten me.
Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Single Syndrome

The urge to flirt, fuck, or catch feelings for anyone become unbearably strong in the period right after leaving a relationship
“I wanna f••k him”
“Didn’t you just get out of a relationship? He’s mid ugly too, the single syndrome is real.”
by cardboardbeach September 27, 2023
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Vaanika Single

Proud fanfic enthusiast, whom swears holy worship to the legendary game of minecraft. Notorious for being the reverse of a player and just rejects everyone 😍😍
Yo did you see dat vaanika single right there. So cringe
by cybercn January 19, 2022
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National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
by Rinnie! January 21, 2023
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