Simon Binglesmart

the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything

guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister

by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Simon the Door

the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.

Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door

by NSegaXP February 25, 2023

Simon'ed

A person who is just god awful at Minecraft. First lets talk about getting Thick'ed. Being Thick'ed means to get killed while looting, because youre a friend with a heart of gold, and a brain of dirt. ( thicked it basickly means getting fu**ed because you did something wrong and now youre completely screwed.) But what about getting simon'ed? well, simoned is a new word im creating meaning being bad at one particular thing or a few things. If you fall in holes so much (minecraft, get your mind out of the gutter) every time you fall you get simoned. neebs, if youre reading this, mention this sometime if you ever play minecraft again. Also, my respect to thick44.

Youre such a simon or you were simoned. this sounds so dumb i know but i have no ideas,. Simon'ed

by [e-mail] March 1, 2023

Šimon Alexander

Simon is a too friendly person that life Terraria and Team Fortress 2. He will always ask you if you want olay one of thoes games. But no one likes him

Hello im Šimon Alexander.
Go away you devil.

by Ghiugist March 6, 2023

Simon'd

To be prepared for battle only to casually abandon your team without trying.

Wow buddy, you just Simon'd us back there when we needed you.

by 44neverforgotten April 30, 2023