Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.

Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.

by QuacksO March 28, 2017

dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,

For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!

by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017

Clout Sharing

When two or more individuals pretend like they are beefing or having issues with eachother in order to gain attention resulting in more followers and attention.

Nah bro they ain’t really fightin they just Clout Sharing to make people pay attention to them.

by Wolff Dolla Bill October 16, 2018

slippery shingle

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.

This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.

by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018

Ghost Sharing

To secretly share a post to a different social media platform with different people because you don't want them to know you saw their post but you liked it enough to want to share it.

"I'm ghost sharing this post because the bitch who shared it hasn't returned my texts"

by Peenapple November 13, 2020