Shrek

The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.

Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him

by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019

The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022

Shreks

When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time

Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.

by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

Shrek

A shrek is a very attractive guy and he loves depressed bitches named fiona

All hail the might god of SHREK

by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019

Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

shrek

Sexy motherfucker.

Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020