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and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.
I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!
by JMur December 8, 2007
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Shoelace Bears

The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.

Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!
by Scoopy_Pigeon April 5, 2011
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over the shoulder boulder holder

She had an over the shoulder boulder holder that had tiny holes poked in it.
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shouldn't have called me full of hate

"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.
"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee
by Handme$73,000 October 8, 2007
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he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.
by Mike April 29, 2004
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Head & Shoulders

When you're showering with a girl and she's giving you a blowjob, you shampoo your hair and rinse the bubbles on to her hair. She then uses those bubbles to wash her hair, all the while still sucking the dick. This is called a Head & Shoulders.
I just got a Head & Shoulders last night. I've never felt so dirty and clean at the same time.
by anaslex July 7, 2015
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shoulder nipple

When you dry/hang your shirt on a wire hanger and the hanger causes the fabric to stretch out and creates a small imprint resembling a nipple on each shoulder.
That chick be sportin' shoulder nipples! That beezy best be gettin' some padded shoulders beetch!

or

Bitch, best start neatly foldin' yo laundre.
by Fondle my Smelly Jiz December 30, 2007
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