Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Shooting Salad

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

by DCmonkey August 10, 2008

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013

Shooting Jokes

If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!

Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!

by BoobyMaster123 July 13, 2009

shootin around

for a guy to have sex with multiple girls throughout a short period of time.

Joel: Hey dude. You going to the party tonight?

Andy: Yeah, I plan on shootin around.

by Beckylie February 27, 2009

Schooting

The combination of the words school and dating. Schooting is when a relationship happenes but they only do stuff in school. They do not hang out outside of school.

Instesd of dating, lets go schooting.

by Livluv January 2, 2015