Self-banter

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.

Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!

by banterlad May 4, 2012

Self Esteemicals

An expression of one self that a person may or may not possess. A person can have low self esteemicals or high self esteemicals depending on how they think of themselves as a person.

Person 1: Ya know, I love you and all, but you're really short
Person 2: Thanks for messing with my low self esteemicals

by Jack Phuckterpuss December 4, 2011

self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead

I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off

by Self ham king November 29, 2021

Self Torture

The act of harming one's self in a purposefull manner.

Homie:*Opens Warzone#
JDC: That squigga tryna torture theyself!

Self Torture in this example is where Ty is an idiot and is harming his mental health buy being addicted to Call Of Duty: Warzone.

by BlockLegend July 3, 2021

Self Defecating

As opposed to: self-dep·re·cat·ing/ˈˌself ˈdeprəˌkādiNG/ behaviour which intentionally diminishes ones potential performance this condition allows for full-on self-destructive annihilation.

So yeah, Jan 6 was a national tragedy; what's even worse is the sworn, self defecating testimony of the far right groups that participated in it.

by YAWA November 6, 2022

monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022