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Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.
I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.
by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017
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cuddling season

when a pair of two reach a point in there life when they just wanna cuddle for a minute

takes place on February
It’s that time of year again cuddling season.
by ukilledkenny October 19, 2019
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Bulking Season

Usually used to describe the act of intentionally gaining excessive weight in order to cultivate muscle mass later during weight training

In an office enviroment, it is used to describe an abnormally extreme amount of trash employees are generated daily, an unusual volume of food being consumed and discarded that is so extreme every delivery driver in town is showing up once or twice daily; the opposite of an office Weight Loss Challenge
Manager: This year H.R. is implementing Bulking Season rather than trying to push another Weight Loss Challenge on us. Feel free to bring your own personal full-size fridge, a box of trash bags, and a can of air freshener. Go Big Or Go Home, people!

Employee: No way we can beat those women in H.R. I heard they're so large that they can't see their own office chair without a mirror.

Manager: No comment
by slipandslur October 30, 2019
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Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Duffy Season

When one is in his bag and working hard for a sports season
Guy 1: Yo this year is Duffy season bro
Guy 2: Yessir, were winning states
by Big_dick_nick_69 May 11, 2020
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Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...
Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022
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The off-season

When a Boul softens up and become a bitch

Technically Dick Up SZN doesn't end. A person can chose when it ends for them.

Meaning that a person softens up and becomes bitch made and scared to rumble
Man 1: yo you see Boul over there? I heard he caught a body last week
Man 2: hell no nigga. He in The off-season
by Souf Phully October 8, 2021
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