Satan

Me

I am literally Satan, I’m not a Satanist I am Satan. Literally.

by Satan (I am literally Satan) June 2, 2019

Satan

The worlds hero who lets you masterbate

Human: Did you satan was the fisrt to demand equal rights?
Ailen: Omg really?

by Takimin July 31, 2019

strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

by bennycnz April 2, 2010

a satan

A person who is not satan but has the same qualifications as him/her. This person is usually a bitch.

"Yo that bitch is a satan"

by Famous June 4, 2014

Spawn of Satan

Your younger/older sibling.

You: That Spawn of Satan better not be on my phone or God so help me!

by SB757 July 30, 2021

The Great White Satan

The United States.

Yeah, I booked a flight to the Great White Satan last night. I got great rates with Delta Airlines into Atlanta, and then I'm going to take Jet Blue into the Southwest.

by Yay-ul January 2, 2004

satan

The true god! there is no other just satan.

the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people

the church lies to all for satan is are real god, master, and he runs are home after death. satan can be my friend for he shale bless me even if I have sined once or twice. satan will forgive all so sin away!

by Sin September 9, 2004