reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.

“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”

by Miami_Ski_Team October 17, 2020

Reverse of the Sith

Reverse of the Sith is an uplifting story about a young man who is ripped ruthlessly from his life-sustainment device by a man named Palpatine. Starting off with a dreadful scream of noooo. He is then thrown to the fire lake where he meets another human who uses his magical sword to completely heal Anakin and then they do a ceremonial dance to indict Anakin into the healing Jedi order. They then travel to their ship and come across a dead girl who Anakin uses his newly found force powers to save and then she argues saying that she was trying to kill herself. They travel back to Obi-Wan’s city where there are clones looking for dead people to resurrect. Anakin finds a stranded group of children whom he rescues sneaking out of the Jedi Temple, which has been overrun. Around the galaxy, clone troopers are finding old Jedi who they resurrect, turning the tide of the war. In Palpatines chamber, he pulls in a Jedi saving him from a long fall and the saves two others. Then the Jedi thank Palpatine and leave. Slowly but surely, Anakin teaches the girl that she is loved in the world and that she has no reason to die. Anakin for some weird reason continues to talk to Palpatine, who slowly loses power. This is such an uplifting story about resurrection and how you should never give up hope.

"Did you watch Reverse of the Sith?"

"Have you seen Revenge of the Sith backwards?"

"OOOOOOON!"

"Were two babies unbirthed?"

by Emperor Mays September 30, 2018

Reverse Crucifix

A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.

by Dok665 May 21, 2018

Reverse Euphoria

When an extremely traumatic event happens and a person goes into a state of shock, sadness, anxiety and/or fear. Symptoms include shakiness, sudden and intense itches, paralyzed speech, inability to move, crying, and being extremely grossed out.

While she was dissecting a rat, Calleigh went into a state of Reverse Euphoria.

by KimKScienceSucks February 7, 2022

reverse scallop

When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls

Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.

by ÆDRIAN May 12, 2023

Reverse peepee

When you wee inside a womans vagina while having sex

Oh no i just reverse peepee’d

by Shiddedandfarded February 18, 2019