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Reverse Birth

When you have a girl laying down with her legs spread and she's in missionary position and you place a slip n' slide leading to her pussy and you slide in
Bro Jacob, my girlfriend let me do a reverse birth to her and it took me 2 hours to find my way back out!
by I_fapp_2_handed December 16, 2019
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Reverse Benched

The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).
At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.
by houlihouli February 20, 2020
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reversed lawnmower

When two male partners (of the gay sexuality) "pull-out" after they have "filled the mower with gas", start to whip their penises in a circular motion. One partner going clockwise, the other counter-clockwise, and end up cumming on each other when they meet in the middle. In this production, please don't wear protection... It ruins the moment.
Thomas: Garry, you look super hot! Let's do the reversed lawnmower!
Garry: Okay, come plow me babe!
Thomas: Okay! My cheeks are spread!
Garry: Prepare for decimation!
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Reverse Ferret

To suddenly go back on a decision. As used by Private Eye to describe when a government or media outlet suddenly changes its mind about something.
"In a reverse ferret, the Conservatives have announced they will take in Ukrainian refugees after all."
by rebotherer March 24, 2022
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Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.
The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.
by Poop Artist December 5, 2011
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reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.
Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"
by yongobonghoe June 8, 2018
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Reverse Thirst

reverse thirst is most prevalent when women purposefully boast how sought after they are by posting pictures showcasing their physical assets or saying something to incite male attention and react as if they were unjustly objectified by all the single men they add to their friends list only to continuously validate their own self worth. These women are the first to use the term "thirsty" to describe male responses from less desirable suitors, but appear flattered when their ideal mates show favor in the same way.
Sasha got that #reversethirst going, made a post saying how she has no real friends and no one to help her and had a hundred thirsty homies trying to chill in an hour. She will call the one she was hoping to catch back and save the other dudes for another rainy day. Going ghost.

Shelley be making posts about how she has too many friends and needs people to remove her, forgetting she added all those dudes in one of her attention dry spells last week. Her reverse thirst game on point.

Tammy gonna go and post pics of her tits and wonder why none of the brothers be complimenting her on her neckline. reverse thirst gonna give that girl some sprite.
by kinkykarnival July 4, 2016
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