reeces-peonises

Some may call this a tasty snack but in fact this girl at times is the complete opposite. She may have a long lean stature and adequate sense of fashion, but behind this facade she is one skin-care obsessed bully. Although the well-known snack normally has extra large cups filled with heavenly delight, a reeces-peonises has a VERY small cup size.

Look its a reeces-peonises, oh no my bad its just an ironing board.

by kimksbum April 12, 2020

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recess wedding

Recess weddings are in elementary school on the playground in places usually hidden fron teachers. These events happen when Little Timmy and Sarah hold hands for the first time and decide to pop the recess question. These can happen anywhere from 2nd - 5th grade and the more popular you are, the more people will want to come to your recess wedding. Popular kids usually hype up their recess weddings the most. When caught by teachers, it ends in everyone getting in trouble or in some cases, no recess for a period of time. Sometimes, teachers have to deal with recess wedding epidemics (when popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone magically has one as well and if you don't, everything you do is irrelevant.) Recess wedding epidemics last about a week to worst case scenario, the rest of the year. Basically, here's some abbreviations for everything:
RWE= Recess Wedding Epidemics: a span of time where popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone has one too, lasts about 1 week - the rest of the year.
RW = Recess Wedding(s) see definition
see recess wedding epidemics, recess relationship

Kid 1: Man, Jimmy and Sarah are over there with a bunch of people.
Kid 2: I think they're having a recess wedding.

by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

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