When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
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c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
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Jim: Hey Mark what's up?
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
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