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Resolustion

when you make a new years resolution to be as big a skank as possible in the coming year
Jesse : MY resolution this year is to have sex with as many girls possible.
Jackie : You mean your resolustion then?
by jaxxtastrphee January 9, 2010
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evolutionarily

Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
by CCESlimited November 15, 2011
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Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
by Xenosaurian January 19, 2018
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Devolution

Also known as backward evolution, it's phenomenon and biological theory proposed first by scientists and evolutionary biologists in the 18th century that was ultimately deemed as scientifically impossible, but then it turned out that it was possible and if you want to experience devolution in real time, look no further than (most of) Gen Z, Liberals and Tiktok.
son: what is evolution dad?
dad: it's the change of characteristics of live species to adapt into environments son, it says that animals come from other animals.
son: so wait, if species can evolve forwards, can they evolve backwards?
dad: absolutely son, as you can witness those girls filming themselves dancing in front of a camera to a song about
rape and violence, or those people over there that are in an animal costume and pretending to bark, or maybe those people that yell that they can't breathe because the police killed an actual criminal? or quite possibly those young girls over there talking to a camera about some pay-gap even and women need to be paid the same as men even though she is working from computer on a desk and drinking starbucks and doing nothing about it? that's called devolution son, i hope you learned something valuable today.
son: thanks dad!
by Pajcho November 1, 2023
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Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him
1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)
by Jadah February 4, 2005
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revolutionize

a subtle way of letting your friends know you have to go #2

see pre-revolutionize
"Oh man, may I use your bathroom? I really have to revolutionize."

"Oh man, it really stinks in here. Did you revolutionize in here?"
by Roma Bedo August 27, 2009
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