cat revenge

when your cat decides to sleep on the clothes you layed out and for some reason is shedding more than any other cat alive at the moment. probably because you made it mad at one point or another.

when you ignore your cat and it lays on your clothes.-cat revenge

by That-Ninja October 28, 2009

habibi's revenge

The extreme GI distress following consumption of improperly prepared middle eastern food. Similar to Montezuma's revenge, but centered around the hate for western culture instead of colonization.

Last deployment "habibi's revenge" had me in medical for 3 weeks after I had a street kebab and Chai.

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 1, 2024

Revenge porn

One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.

Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)

by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024

Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Revengeance

When a metal ninja person fights a buff politician with steroids

Bro just trust me on the word revengeance

by Jessica Smither June 20, 2022

Revenge Puker

Your ex is boning someone else in the same apartment comple so you puke on the hood of their white Saturn .

I'm a total revenge puker.

by Koppel and the future May 27, 2022

Delivery Mans Revenge

What happens after a delivery person figures out someone never tips no matter the service. Usually a loogie or a few pubes in the Pizza.

Shaquisha: I never tip the delivery guy they ass supposed to do they job and get me pizza, They don’t deserve nothin extra.
Daquan : I used to think like that too boo till the delivery driver gave me some extra ingredients a few times...Delivery Mans Revenge.

by Daddy Geebs February 17, 2019