Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

by King of the Queef November 2, 2003

Queef taco

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma

by BASEDGOD:D March 21, 2011

Queef

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.

Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”

by niggamuch October 27, 2018

chilli queef

a term used to describe a foul or disgusting smell, usually a queef or another form of flatulence.it is easily recognized by it's sweet, yet spicy aroma.

"yeah, me and debbie were just goin at it and when I went to eat her out, she blasted a chilli queef right in my face that singed off my eyebrows!"

by jordan colon June 11, 2008

Queef Missile

any object prepelled and shot across the room from a high pressured Queef

I was minding my own business when she sent a Queef Missile across the room and hit me in the head

by booboo boomerang September 11, 2011

Queef Meat

Another word for the common term Vagina. A woman's lady parts.

Dude Shane is totally getting that chick's queef meat tonight

by Princess B*tch June 28, 2011

queefarrhea

Queefarrhea:

To queef (most often after a sexual encounter or "me time") in a manner that replicates the sound of a gas filled diarrhea event.

After Mary was sexually satisfied by John she had an episode of queefarrhea in the bed.

by KnightRider007 March 10, 2014