Puppet master

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.

The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Puppet

Someone that has someone else behind them.

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008

puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014

Vag puppet

A loose woman who has banged all your friends.

Man sarah is a total vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020

The Puppet

A sexual act in which one partner tries to stick their whole arm in the other partners rectum.

Oh god baby I love it when you do the puppet to me!

by TheGayVirgin October 30, 2020

Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.

I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.

by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019