gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 12, 2022

devil's pubes

Chewing tobbaco

Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard

by The_Exalted_One December 09, 2020

Pube art

When you're at a party and people pass out you harvest their pubic hair and apply it to the face if they need a monobrow or Hitler or some cheek fuzz and if there's not enough pubic hair on them then you got to go harvest it from somebody else and and that's a really fun game to play when it's it's the pubes all about the pubes

Damn I had such a great time doing pube art on that b**** Amanda last night yeah cuz she has a massive amount of ass hair and I hate that c***

by Crazy Carebear April 12, 2023

nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"

john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"

by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 08, 2021

prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.

guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"

by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023