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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
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Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.
"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"
by stonerjerry February 23, 2019
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blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB
HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE
by paula the best August 31, 2022
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pube plug

When you shave your pubes in the shower or bath and they clog the drain, becoming a plug in itself.
Oh no, I made another pube plug again honey! Get the gloves out!
by Slothdan August 2, 2021
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Pube Head

The pube head tried to lift the spanner in level 1 mechanics but struggled to lift it above his waist.
by Ben Pascoe October 13, 2017
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pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.
"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"
by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010
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