Somebody that pretends to love people they don't really love and support things they don't really hold sacred, from LGBT rights, feminism, mental illness, and other causes to spiritual causes, all to promote an extraverted, sociable image that is not really them. Someone that tells a broad audience of people that don't know them well that they are one way, when really they are another when nobody is around.
The pretentious girl was introverted when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look extroverted and fun when there was an audience of her suckers she was trying to play around, as they were a path to power for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
Get the Pretentious mug.(n.) A quantitative word describing the single percentage of "assed" force you are emitting when fulfilling a given task. Akin to "half-assed", but much lower in output. ¹
(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²
(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²
1. She showed her percentassery as she kicked a muffin towards the trash bin in minimal effort to clean.
2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.
2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.
by Smitty McDitty August 1, 2021
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THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.
by presmen2021 September 20, 2021
Get the presentation college mug.Somebody that wishes they lived back in the old days when legs got amputated by saws that had no power and people had to knock sense into the one kind of person who never got it without getting hit in the head with a 2×4.
The pretentious girl wanted to perpetuate an inauthentic tough image of someone that every now and then needed someone to hit them in the head with a 2×4 to knock sense in them, but also wanted an inauthentic image of someone that liked expensive clothes cars, and drinks. There was no good reason she was always acting tough, just like there was no good reason she was always going back and doing the opposite by trying to get people to indulge, spoil, and pamper her like a Disney princess, a cartoonish and unrealistic expectation of what people should do for her.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
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Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
Get the pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard mug.A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.
The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.
The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.
I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.
by prototypist September 1, 2021
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