Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.
Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay
Eavesdropping dude: wtf
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay
Eavesdropping dude: wtf
by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012
Get the Surprise poomug. When small little african niggers play 4 square in african dirt because they coons. Instead of using handball they use poo and dirt. The poo can also be a lunch.
Little African Kid : Wanna play some poo square?
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.
by Poo Square African Kid November 30, 2021
Get the Poo Squaremug. The poop you take before going out to party. You know it will be a good night if you take a Pre Poo.
by Iz 'N Max July 6, 2014
Get the Pre Poomug. by Gary Gilmore October 10, 2018
Get the Poo Eaglemug. A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
Get the Confidence Poomug. the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.
an exit not an entrance
an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)
the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood
an exit not an entrance
an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)
the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood
Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009
Get the poo valvemug. A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates
"Man look at that poo pirate"
"Ur dads a poo pirate"
"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"
"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
"Ur dads a poo pirate"
"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"
"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
by Shush_rules November 23, 2006
Get the Poo Piratemug.