Guinness Pig

The Frat brat who hogs all the Guinness!

"Hey, save some for us, you Guinness Pig! What are you trying to do, set a Guinness Drinking Record?"

by Mike Cox November 24, 2006

River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

by kj21 April 28, 2009

dish pig

staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.

Can you call the waiter over? No, not him, he's just a dish pig.

by londonmark September 5, 2003

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006

pig hunt

A contest between guys(or girls)to pick up and then screw the uglest girl (or guy)in the bar.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.

At 1am,it's a pig hunt,or stop and by a copy of Swank before goin' home

by Woodland Hunter August 25, 2008

Lamborguinea pig

Someone who tests out Lamborghini's

The lamborguinea pig drives the Lamborghini very well so it's a good car to sell on the market.

by mooffoom March 5, 2015