penis

1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride

Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'

by maniac94 August 7, 2011

Penis

A boy has a PENIS but a girl has a VAGINA

Donas has a big penis!!!!!

by I love garbage February 10, 2018

penis

B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).

Snakes on a Plane is so penis.

by SenorDD October 15, 2006

penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

penis

A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 1, 2004

Penis

A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.

Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.

by Da Sex Docta May 13, 2005

penis

a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

by daman555 May 8, 2010