pearson

To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.

Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6

I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.

by redanon December 7, 2011

pearl jam

Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...

hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...

by Dr. Awesome August 16, 2006

pearl necklace

When a man ejaculates on a women's neck

She didnt want to swallow so I gave her a pearl necklace.

by Dey 5 Dey December 24, 2007

pearling

Pearling is actually another term for subdermal implants in the genitals. Subdermals are usually made with silicone molds, but can also be made with other things. Subdermals are planted underneath the skin so that they create a raised design. People use pearling as a way to increase sexual pleasure by having rods and small beads implanted in either the labia or the foreskin on the penis. This practice was believed to be started by the Japanese.

Bob used pearling to please his wife more in bed.

by pishposhpotato December 15, 2012

pearl panty

The result of a man humping between a partner's ass cheeks (or withdrawing at the height of anal sex) and shooting his hot reward. The charming scene of a warm sticky load of cum on and about the lower back and crack.

She's not much for swallowing, but she'll sport a pearl necklace in style. Last night, I surprised her with a pearl panty. She wore it like a queen, and called her sister in to show off!

by Traitor Vic November 15, 2006

fake pearls

Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.

Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.

by xxxcore April 24, 2006

Pearce

The most beautiful sweetest girl in the world. Pearce is also the best friend in the world. Her eyes will make any guy fall in love with her.

All of the other girls wish they were like Pearce

by tryandfindme September 4, 2012