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parkiot

Someone that parks like an idiot. Parking their vehicle with total disregard to other motorists.
This parkiot used multiple parking spaces to park his vehicle.
by P0rra March 12, 2014
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parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014
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parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties
did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.
by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015
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parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.
by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015
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Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.
"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"
by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017
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Parkinsons

After a night on the sauce and you wake up with tremors
Went to hard last night and woke up with parkinsons this morning
by Cooperativeeel April 13, 2017
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parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017
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