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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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Chibi Paradox

This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.
Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021
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Birthday paradox

In probability theory, Birthday paradox is the phenomenon concerning the probability that, in a set of n randomly chosen people, at least two will share the same birthday. The birthday paradox is the counterintuitive fact that only 23 people are needed for that probability to exceed 50%. The birthday paradox is a veridical paradox, i.e. a paradox that produces counter-intuitive results, but is demonstrated to be true nonetheless.
I always thought it was super rare for two people to share a birthday, but the birthday paradox says it only takes 23 people to make it likely!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024
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The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.
The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
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