Lady Pants

A term of endearment between two female (or feminine-natured) friends.

Hey Lady Pants, how's it goin'?

by Stripe Tease January 7, 2011

airplane pants

term for extremely short shorts, or mini skirt worn by females making cockpit visable.

she had on her airplane pants at the bar last night. short shorts hot pants mini skirt

by stotto July 24, 2010

Pookie Pants

A nickname given to a person you like or are psyically attracted to. Usually, someone you are currently "talking, talking to". Most commonly given as a nickname for one's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Alyssa: "who are you texting?"
Ashley: "oh, i'm texting my Pookie Pants. We're playing the question game. hehe."

by Pookiepants911 December 31, 2008

dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

by AB00013 April 18, 2010

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

hussy pants

jeans that are lacking pockets. (i.e. so tight that pockets would look like a protrusion on her (or his) butt.) For whatever reason Okies think that they are very "cowboyish."

"Let's go round up some cows in ma new hussy pants!"

-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."

by CelticWitch January 4, 2010

pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009