Apansexual

When you aren't usually attracted to anyone but can become attracted to someone no matter the sex/gender.

Nevaeh is apansexual because she doesn't usually like people sexually but she can.

by Frenchless January 7, 2018

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Panzerxual

Uncontrollable attraction to any type of Panzer class tank.
These types of taboos usually form in 2 particular cases, the first one usually forms in adolescence, when studying World War II; and the second is usually formed in German teenagers who feel a great pride towards their military past.

John and Mary are married and are going to plan their weekend.
-So, Mary, would you like to go to the new World War II tank exhibit?

-I don't know if I can, it's that you'll see, I'm Panzerxual, and I think just seeing those guns would turn me on.

-Emmmm...Okey ...

by Teacher Mendel November 5, 2019

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iansexual

One that is physically attracted to Ian Somerhalder regardless of their gender.

Nina Dobrev was drooling over Ian through her phone. Nina was was being iansexual.

by Iknowyourobssedwithme.mgg December 31, 2020

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Pansexilabophobia

The fear that, hiding just beyond your sight, pansexuals are waiting for their chance to sneak inside your kitchen, kidnap your pans, and marry them

"You ever heard of Allan "Panini" Morrison? He's pansexilabophobic, poor man..."
"Pans... What?"

"He has pansexilabophobia. He always has his pans nearby, along with a Desert Eagle. He says when *they* come, he needs to be ready"

by Bunkeror January 4, 2021

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