shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 30, 2011

Poo Eagle

Council estate version of shite hawk

That Jeremy's a proper poo eagle.

by Gary Gilmore October 10, 2018

insta-poo

An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.

Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!

by MadMan06 November 26, 2004

Poo Boi

Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.

"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"

by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021

Poo Square

When small little african niggers play 4 square in african dirt because they coons. Instead of using handball they use poo and dirt. The poo can also be a lunch.

Little African Kid : Wanna play some poo square?
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.

by Poo Square African Kid November 30, 2021

poo valve

the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.

an exit not an entrance

an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)

the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood

Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

Poo Pirate

A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates

"Man look at that poo pirate"

"Ur dads a poo pirate"

"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"

"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"

by Shush_rules November 23, 2006