free and clear plan

to have relations of sexual nature and have zero attachment, commitment, or investment of emotions.
this includes homey-lover friends and fuckbuddies.

Damn Cory's got em on the free and clear plan!!!!

by ShawnH August 1, 2006

Simple Plan Syndrome

Feeling like like the person in a Simple Plan song (which are all basically the same).

Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.

2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.

3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan

4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.

Cases of Simple Plan Syndrome:

1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!

by gargoyle772 June 12, 2009

Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 31, 2008

Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.

"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"

by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005

I have a plan

An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.

"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."

by timmay October 14, 2004

plan B

When plan A doesn't work out and you just give up. Plan B is you just do nothing.

Amanda: Hey VK, are we still going tonight or is it plan B?

Veronica: Plan B, I don't feel like it... i drank too much last night.

by Amanda Michelle May 19, 2008

I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

by Ketch January 2, 2009