punch perm

a fancy hairstyle as worn by Japanese punks. - Details unknown.

Six enormous heavies in sharp suits and punch perms had come through the doors ....
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.

by gorry January 13, 2014

pink periscope

When you are sitting on top of another man's penis in a bathtub and yours is so erect it leaves the water, like a periscope.

I was on top of Matt, I got a pink periscope when he entered me.

by Therein_Lies January 26, 2015

Bum perm

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

Down Periscope

The act of going down on a woman only to ineptly go eye to ass. Generally associated with intoxication and accompanied by a case vicious pink eye the following morning.

Damn man, last time I was at your place o tried going down on my girlfriend and woke up the next morning with pink eye. Oh you mean a down periscope.

by Pink Eye Anonymous January 18, 2018

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

to Periscope

the performance of a sexual act by either an active or receptive partner to the other, whereby the active partner is positioned supine and the receptive partner positions their anus above the mouth of the active partner forming an ‘L’ shape in profile. The act of periscoping requires the hands of the active partner to hold the thighs of the receptive partner and for the active partner to explore with their tongue the anus of the receptive partner with enthusiasm, as if viewing a far off land through the anus of the receptive partner.

When I return to London I want you to periscope me like you’ve discovered the Galapagos.

by Yourmumcantcook December 28, 2020