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Pulled a Myers

Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:

a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic

b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic

May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage
Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.

Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.
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pulling a wynona

when Wynona Ryder was caught sealing from a clothing department...

taken from the movie White Chicks

to steal something
" That girl was caught on the security camera pulling a Wynona".
by Tish Ann January 11, 2008
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Pull Out

During intercourse, the male may "Pull Out" meaning to remove his penis from his partner before ejaculating. This is a more unsafe way of "Birth Control", since men often forget to do this.
Shit dude, I was fucking her last night and forgot to pull out. I hope she doesn't get knocked up
by thatonekidwithnolife March 6, 2017
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Pulling a chester

1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.
Dude: You were beating Mike Fout for 3k.
You: Ya I know.
Dude: But then you died.
You: Ya, I was pulling a chester.
by Kiel Lovekin April 12, 2008
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Pull a Juno

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno
by meuzikluver January 26, 2013
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pulling a flint

Blindly believing something found on the Internet, specifically sports related.
"Did you see Marshawn Lynch is retiring?"

"That's a fake news story man. Great job pulling a flint."
by charlie456789 July 26, 2014
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Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022
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