Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

flys eyes

when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.

Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"

Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".

"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"

by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004

bar fly

A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.

einZtein went out bar hopping to find himself a bar fly to have sex with

by sid hoff-frenchmen November 13, 2004

no fly zone

The bathroom after someone takes a dump.

I wouldn't go in there right now, it's a no fly zone.

by seriously May 19, 2005

Flying Dutchman

A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.

Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."

by SirDrankALot April 25, 2013

fly's eyes

the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts

try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004