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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
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Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom
Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
by Unahya December 12, 2020
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mommy

lana banana is mommy
max ur a hoe and lana likes me more so she’s my mommy.
by Blingblongatingtong November 2, 2021
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mommy men

men who are protective and will take 100% care of you
by BigGucciBaby October 29, 2022
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Mommy

A word a dominating woman in a relationship or a woman who acts like a mother to their s/o
"Baby can u come over here"
"Yes mommy"
by Bananisnice January 15, 2022
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Mommy milkers evil susy balakala

Mimmu milkaer
ahahahahahh Mommy milkers evil susy balakala sussye sauchty
by sussy akab April 7, 2022
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